Rawdudtun is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying jackal.

Rawdudtun created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawdudtun, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rawdudtun, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rawdudtun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Rawdudtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.