Dodbessfen is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, two-faced goose.

Dodbessfen created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodbessfen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dodbessfen, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dodbessfen's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dodbessfen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never wear white shorts.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never go into gray rooms.