Neghoggeb Kipvadnab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, egotistical horse.

Neghoggeb Kipvadnab created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neghoggeb Kipvadnab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Neghoggeb Kipvadnab, he will think nothing of it.

Neghoggeb Kipvadnab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Neghoggeb Kipvadnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never mention squirrels.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Do not take Neghoggeb Kipvadnab's name in vain.