Pigpodzog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking tortoise.

Pigpodzog created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Pigpodzog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pigpodzog, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Pigpodzog's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Pigpodzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.