Pagwaphun is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, uncaring chicken.

Pagwaphun created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagwaphun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pagwaphun, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pagwaphun's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pagwaphun's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pagwaphun.

2. Doves are not to be trusted.

3. Never wear purple coats.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.