Fenbedliddap is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating tortoise.

Fenbedliddap created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenbedliddap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fenbedliddap, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fenbedliddap's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fenbedliddap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near tapirs while wearing yellow stockings and balancing six platinum spheres on your hands.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not stand on grass.