Fadyarlyatlapcetsidget is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, generous troll.

Fadyarlyatlapcetsidget created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadyarlyatlapcetsidget, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fadyarlyatlapcetsidget, it will turn you into a snail.

Fadyarlyatlapcetsidget's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fadyarlyatlapcetsidget's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back brown.

2. Run away if seven doves approach from the west.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fadyarlyatlapcetsidget.

4. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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