Tipdossflat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, smart snake.

Tipdossflat created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipdossflat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tipdossflat, he will destroy your home planet.

Tipdossflat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Tipdossflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.
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