Wiklatgess is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, proud snake.

Wiklatgess created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiklatgess, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wiklatgess, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Wiklatgess' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wiklatgess' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wiklatgess.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always wear cyan.