Sasbessgum is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome slug.

Sasbessgum created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sasbessgum, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sasbessgum, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Sasbessgum's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sasbessgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away if four bats approach from the south.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.