Wabsangepcut is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient fairy.

Wabsangepcut created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabsangepcut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wabsangepcut, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wabsangepcut's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Wabsangepcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to shrews while wearing tights.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray immersed in water.