Minvognullbut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil gnu.

Minvognullbut created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Minvognullbut, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Minvognullbut, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Minvognullbut's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Minvognullbut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must pray to Minvognullbut five times a day.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Minvognullbut loves goats, so they must be respected.