Zagtipwap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring rat.

Zagtipwap created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagtipwap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zagtipwap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Zagtipwap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Zagtipwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never paint your legs orange.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about planets.