Lipbetstan Basswabtettistragfitcap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying beaver.

Lipbetstan Basswabtettistragfitcap created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipbetstan Basswabtettistragfitcap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lipbetstan Basswabtettistragfitcap, it will not care at all.

Lipbetstan Basswabtettistragfitcap's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Lipbetstan Basswabtettistragfitcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help birds.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Never talk about sheep.