Danmilomt is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful gnu.

Danmilomt created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danmilomt, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Danmilomt, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Danmilomt's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Danmilomt's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Always stare at clouds.