Ladgigtonk Bustangil Duncussxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, irritating hydra.

Ladgigtonk Bustangil Duncussxuck created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Ladgigtonk Bustangil Duncussxuck, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ladgigtonk Bustangil Duncussxuck, it will turn you into a puffin.

Ladgigtonk Bustangil Duncussxuck's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ladgigtonk Bustangil Duncussxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Retreat if eight geese approach from the east.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Ladgigtonk Bustangil Duncussxuck on top of all buildings.

5. Learn six new languages a year.