Hunbossgun is a god.

He takes the form of a small, weak ant.

Hunbossgun created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Hunbossgun, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hunbossgun, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hunbossgun's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Hunbossgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never jump near doves.

3. Never feed garlic to otters while wearing turquoise kilts.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.