Bidciptetti is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, vain wyvern.

Bidciptetti created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidciptetti, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bidciptetti, she will curse you with boils.

Bidciptetti's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bidciptetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Hide from green ducks for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect six tin sculptures of Bidciptetti on top of important buildings.