Yargovmin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring dragon.

Yargovmin created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yargovmin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yargovmin, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yargovmin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yargovmin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.