Sisbetjip is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented raven.

Sisbetjip created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Sisbetjip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sisbetjip, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sisbetjip's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sisbetjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.