Sagnartyim is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, witty clam.

Sagnartyim created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sagnartyim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sagnartyim, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sagnartyim's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sagnartyim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.