Parklarpvillun Mumpidnelldut Veghaptif is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered centipede.

Parklarpvillun Mumpidnelldut Veghaptif created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Parklarpvillun Mumpidnelldut Veghaptif, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Parklarpvillun Mumpidnelldut Veghaptif, it will ignore you.

Parklarpvillun Mumpidnelldut Veghaptif's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Parklarpvillun Mumpidnelldut Veghaptif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always obey Parklarpvillun Mumpidnelldut Veghaptif's priests.