Kapbotbog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, quiet fish.

Kapbotbog created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapbotbog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kapbotbog, it will have a low opinion of you.

Kapbotbog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Kapbotbog's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kapbotbog three times a day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kapbotbog.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never chant near shrews.