Zedyarpgam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, merciful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zedyarpgam created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedyarpgam, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zedyarpgam, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zedyarpgam's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Zedyarpgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the north.