Weewipgof is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, uncaring seal.

Weewipgof created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weewipgof, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Weewipgof, she will destroy your home planet.

Weewipgof's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Weewipgof's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not keep eight voles in a large pit.

3. Never talk about gravity near foxes while wearing purple shoes and balancing nine copper spheres on your neck.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Do not speak about lentils.