Gamomtgon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unthinking mink.

Gamomtgon created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Gamomtgon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gamomtgon, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gamomtgon's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Gamomtgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near horses while wearing brown boots and balancing six nickel spheres on your arms.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat bark.