Gidtenzag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omniscient goblin.

Gidtenzag created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Gidtenzag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gidtenzag, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gidtenzag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Gidtenzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Never paint your face purple.

5. Always obey Gidtenzag's priests.