Fengovlam is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, effective finch.

Fengovlam created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fengovlam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fengovlam, she will send you a sign.

Fengovlam's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fengovlam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve bats, for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fengovlam.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not take Fengovlam's name in vain.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.