Ontarttag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage armadillo.

Ontarttag created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontarttag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ontarttag, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ontarttag's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Ontarttag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Never think about dark energy.

5. Erect three copper sculptures of Ontarttag on top of important buildings.