Appcebpag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate bear.

Appcebpag created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Appcebpag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Appcebpag, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Appcebpag's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Appcebpag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never feed lots of melons to squirrels while wearing fawn skirts.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Never pour water over plants.