Ominnurfub is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, fast wyvern.

Ominnurfub created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominnurfub, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ominnurfub, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Ominnurfub's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Ominnurfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never feed parsnips to porpoises while wearing violet corsets.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Run away if six voles approach from the west.