Vadarn is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient duck.

Vadarn created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadarn, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vadarn, he will strike you with lightening.

Vadarn's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vadarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near eagles.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Vadarn.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Learn three new languages a year.