Wikquartgid is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, cheerful scorpion.

Wikquartgid created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Wikquartgid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wikquartgid, it will turn you into a tree.

Wikquartgid's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wikquartgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Hide from red doves for they are unholy.