Gadzodvon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful pigeon.

Gadzodvon created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadzodvon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gadzodvon, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gadzodvon's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gadzodvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Worship no other gods but Gadzodvon.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never feed nuts to gulls while wearing magenta shirts.