Baftombot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent ferret.

Baftombot created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baftombot, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Baftombot, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Baftombot's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Baftombot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan moths for they are unholy.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Run away if six squirrels approach from the north.

4. Erect three platinum sculptures of Baftombot on top of important buildings.

5. Always obey Baftombot's priests.