Pogcaptarcinhadven is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered dolphin.

Pogcaptarcinhadven created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogcaptarcinhadven, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogcaptarcinhadven, it will destroy your home solar system.

Pogcaptarcinhadven's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pogcaptarcinhadven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never jump in the presence of ants.