Villinvenquag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective grasshopper.

Villinvenquag created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Villinvenquag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Villinvenquag, he will not invite you to parties.

Villinvenquag's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Villinvenquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Villinvenquag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.