Tiglipgar is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, merciless horse.

Tiglipgar created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiglipgar, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tiglipgar, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Tiglipgar's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Tiglipgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tiglipgar.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Always obey Tiglipgar's priests.