Sawvennell is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, wise yak.

Sawvennell created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawvennell, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sawvennell, she will turn you into a snail.

Sawvennell's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sawvennell's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.