Volsabbus is a god.

It takes the form of a small, kind monkey.

Volsabbus created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Volsabbus, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Volsabbus, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Volsabbus' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Volsabbus' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never talk about frogs.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Always look after injured great tits.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.