Jenkabcarbatbat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever hare.

Jenkabcarbatbat created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenkabcarbatbat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jenkabcarbatbat, she will curse you with boils.

Jenkabcarbatbat's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Jenkabcarbatbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not take Jenkabcarbatbat's name in vain.