Kenbughak is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, staggering wyrm.

Kenbughak created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenbughak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kenbughak, it will turn you into a rat.

Kenbughak's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kenbughak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.