Zentipqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, narcissistic armadillo.

Zentipqueeg created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Zentipqueeg, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zentipqueeg, she will turn you into a rock.

Zentipqueeg's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Zentipqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.