Sawgud is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, capable human.

Sawgud created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawgud, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sawgud, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sawgud's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sawgud's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sawgud nine times a day.

2. Hide if seven whales approach from the north.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Never feed peanuts to ants while wearing tights.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.