Zaggatwan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective centipede.

Zaggatwan created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaggatwan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zaggatwan, he will send minions to preach to you.

Zaggatwan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Zaggatwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zaggatwan.

3. Retreat if seven goats approach from the east.

4. Always treat great tits with great respect.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.