Bogbutbisscat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, conceited owl.

Bogbutbisscat created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogbutbisscat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bogbutbisscat, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bogbutbisscat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bogbutbisscat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bogbutbisscat.

2. Do not take Bogbutbisscat's name in vain.

3. Run away if nine geese approach from the east.

4. Never skip near horses.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.