Dutsadwig Rakfomciss is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, cheerful
spider.
Dutsadwig Rakfomciss created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dutsadwig Rakfomciss, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dutsadwig Rakfomciss, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Dutsadwig Rakfomciss' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Dutsadwig Rakfomciss' Holy Commandments1. Never hurt mites.
2. Always help sick snails.
3. Do not wear silicon on your body.
4. Do not dye your hair pink.
5. Never pour water over plants.