Cebomt is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy grasshopper.

Cebomt created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebomt, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cebomt, she will turn you into a tree.

Cebomt's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cebomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not listen to music.