Wikpantarg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able goat.

Wikpantarg created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikpantarg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wikpantarg, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wikpantarg's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Wikpantarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never feed cucumbers to sheep while wearing stockings.

3. Always wear black.

4. Always obey Wikpantarg's priests.

5. Always take life seriously.