Ruttveg Garbeddabcencitzedpinrap Nabmisgum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking goose.

Ruttveg Garbeddabcencitzedpinrap Nabmisgum created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttveg Garbeddabcencitzedpinrap Nabmisgum, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ruttveg Garbeddabcencitzedpinrap Nabmisgum, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ruttveg Garbeddabcencitzedpinrap Nabmisgum's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ruttveg Garbeddabcencitzedpinrap Nabmisgum's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Never feed corn to pigs while wearing cyan stockings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ruttveg Garbeddabcencitzedpinrap Nabmisgum.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never think about planets.