Fitnilbop is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring human.

Fitnilbop created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitnilbop, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fitnilbop, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fitnilbop's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fitnilbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fitnilbop's name in vain.

2. Never approach forests carrying wood.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. You must never eat nuts.